Blink once if you can hear me
too long; didn't read
I have come to realize that high school flies by with the blink of an eye and there are much bigger and better things out there. We will look back on all of the drama and situations that made our lives a living hell and think “Wow, what a waste of time.” because none of it will matter anymore. We will forget about the one’s that weren’t our friends and replace the old with...
If you were a marathon, I would be those plastic cups with water.
Michael: And she won’t say, “I love you”. Andy: How many dates have you been on? Michael: Nine dates! I said it on the second date. Oscar: That seems quick.. even for lesbians. – The Office
Sometimes it’s just not worth it
10 days 3 hours 9 minutes
I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you.
15 days 16 hours 7 minutes
You can’t force chemistry.
Two things I will never understand why people are...
Zombies and fake mustaches
"You look fake enough girl! Calm down with the...
If Facebook was a person
Facebook is like that really annoying person who you don’t talk to unless you have to and always get stuck with them in bad situations. Sure it’s a good place to put pictures, creep on people’s lives and what not. But it can also rat you out and get you in trouble over a picture you posted or something you said. Facebook is the rude, obnoxious person in your life who asks way too...
This won’t matter in 5 years.